♥Saturday, April 19, 2008
CONSPIRACY THEORIES YOU HAVEN’T (YET) HEARD OF1. Global warming is a myth created by Chinese sinsehs to sell more ‘cooling’ medicine.
2. FHM’s Girls Next Door do not actually live next door to you but are actually located all over the country.
3. Tissue paper sellers at hawker centres pick up your used tissues from the table, then wash and dry, and resell them to you.
4. At night, when you’re sleeping, the telcos send ninjas into your home to check your PC to see if you’ve been illegally downloading anime.
5. The kids in the ‘I Not Stupid’ movies were actually stupid, but had to be genetically modified to endorse educational products.
6. Power 1 Walnut does not in fact contain any walnuts. (So, Ah Kong, you can stop eating so many now.)
7. Mr Brown can blog for a living because he makes all his money from selling canned coffee.
8. In wartime, the Singapore Flyer can transform into a giant anti-aircraft machine gun.
9. When all the ERP gantries are pinpointed on a map, and a line is drawn connecting them, you get the image of a dollar sign!
10. Every time someone wins 4D, a car accident takes place.
11. If you play the soundtrack of ‘881’ backwards, you’ll hear Qi Yuwu singing a musical duet with his pet chicken.
12. The stupid lists that run on the Last Page of 8Days are actually coded intelligence reports to an alien invasion force waiting in orbit around Uranus.
13. The Straits Times isn’t actually a newspaper – it’s a newsletter. Really. Neh bluff you one.
14. Legislation in Singapore is actually decided at the Singapore Cricket Club bar, over intense rounds of ‘lom chiam pas’.
15. The sudden strengthening of the Singapore dollar is to allow Ministers to get kilat shopping deals when they go overseas for their holidays this June.
16. The police have already caught Mas Selamat, but don’t want to reveal it until after interrogations… they need to know how to fix their toilets so there’ll be no more escapes.
17. After PM Lee retires, MM’s clone, currently being prepared at Biopolis, will enter politics.
-taken from talkingcock.com :D
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Emperor-tea♥// 12:00 AM
♥Friday, April 11, 2008
TOMORROW IS BAZAAR ! SO EVERYONE PLEASE WEAR THEIR SUPER CUTE AND NICE CLASS TEE . MUAHAHAHAHA! TODAY WE WILL BE PROUD OF DAVA , TOMOROW , DAVA WILL BE PROUD OF US . love, your beloved classmate,samuel . ;)
Emperor-tea♥// 4:35 AM
♥Thursday, April 10, 2008
Zomg I'm damn bored now......... so i'm here to blog! C: Okay firstly, happy belated brithday to ben loy! :D Jian tian tian qi hen hao worzxzxzzxzx! (: Hahaha.
Midyears are in 2 weeks time! O: How's everything going for the bio studyplan! Lol kuddos to Mr tan! :D We love him, and and and... he loves us! (Aww awwwwww)
Was just thinking on random, but when's dava's birthday! :D I wna give him surprise! Hahaha cooliez! :D
Oh yes and I cant wait for bazaar! Yes its going to be so so funnnnnn! <3 We'll be selling chicken wings and otah right, so yup, we'll just try our best to sell them, although the food we're selling ARE VERY TYPICAL. -.-
Okay byebyez! I'm off to revise geog! (Nahhhhhhhh, i don't have the motivation to. Just say say only. But never do! HAHAHA) Its going to rain soon! D:
Emperor-tea♥// 6:21 PM
just postingg! :D:D AIYAAA~ stress larrr! so many tests! :D:D BAZAARR~~~~~~:D :D i want to go the dunkinggg king! the basketball machine! in line skating? haunted house!? HAHA :D i DIE DIE DIE DIE ALSO DONT WANT BE ____________. dava sabo-ed mee! NO WAYi rather be in charge of everything, or maybe even throwing the rubbish than being a _________.LOL i will wear 100 layer thick mask to cover my face! anyway samantha or promised me! so yea NO WAY! HAHA :D :D :D :D MR TAN : it's common sensezzz boring! :D:D CANT WAITTT :D :D
Emperor-tea♥// 8:00 AM
