♥Saturday, April 19, 2008
CONSPIRACY THEORIES YOU HAVEN’T (YET) HEARD OF1. Global warming is a myth created by Chinese sinsehs to sell more ‘cooling’ medicine.
2. FHM’s Girls Next Door do not actually live next door to you but are actually located all over the country.
3. Tissue paper sellers at hawker centres pick up your used tissues from the table, then wash and dry, and resell them to you.
4. At night, when you’re sleeping, the telcos send ninjas into your home to check your PC to see if you’ve been illegally downloading anime.
5. The kids in the ‘I Not Stupid’ movies were actually stupid, but had to be genetically modified to endorse educational products.
6. Power 1 Walnut does not in fact contain any walnuts. (So, Ah Kong, you can stop eating so many now.)
7. Mr Brown can blog for a living because he makes all his money from selling canned coffee.
8. In wartime, the Singapore Flyer can transform into a giant anti-aircraft machine gun.
9. When all the ERP gantries are pinpointed on a map, and a line is drawn connecting them, you get the image of a dollar sign!
10. Every time someone wins 4D, a car accident takes place.
11. If you play the soundtrack of ‘881’ backwards, you’ll hear Qi Yuwu singing a musical duet with his pet chicken.
12. The stupid lists that run on the Last Page of 8Days are actually coded intelligence reports to an alien invasion force waiting in orbit around Uranus.
13. The Straits Times isn’t actually a newspaper – it’s a newsletter. Really. Neh bluff you one.
14. Legislation in Singapore is actually decided at the Singapore Cricket Club bar, over intense rounds of ‘lom chiam pas’.
15. The sudden strengthening of the Singapore dollar is to allow Ministers to get kilat shopping deals when they go overseas for their holidays this June.
16. The police have already caught Mas Selamat, but don’t want to reveal it until after interrogations… they need to know how to fix their toilets so there’ll be no more escapes.
17. After PM Lee retires, MM’s clone, currently being prepared at Biopolis, will enter politics.
-taken from talkingcock.com :D
i know this is bor liao
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Emperor-tea♥// 12:00 AM
